John Joseph Hanretty Jr. Obituary
In loving memory of John Joseph Hanretty Jr. in Norfolk, Virginia, born in Washington, District of Columbia, who departed this world on March 14, 2025 at the age of 76. John Joseph leaves behind a legacy remembered by family and friends. Leave a sympathy message to the family on the memorial page of John Joseph Hanretty Jr. to pay them a last tribute.
Though John Joseph has departed this earthly realm, his legacy endures — a legacy of love that will continue to illuminate the lives of family and friends in the darkest of hours. May his spirit soar on wings of eternal peace, forever cherished in the tender embrace of memory.
He is survived by: his wife Anne; his daughter Angela "Twinkle" Armstrong; and his granddaughters, Eleanor "Bumble Bee" and Isla "Honey Bee" Armstrong.
In lieu of flowers, please consider donating to a charity of your choice or simply sharing a drink, telling a joke, and celebrating life the way John would have—loudly, humorously, and with an audience that will never let him live down his best punchlines.